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Seeker 2016-09-17 19:49:33 No.7767 >>7989 >>8599

October 8th, 2016 ( 8, 16 = 8+8)

We will have a mass day of public sacrifice for Kek in his Avatar of Pepe, bringer of happenings and lols.

This is part of an experiment pioneered by Aleister Crowley in his Paris Working (Scene of multiple terrorist attacks) wherein he theorized that offering sacrifice empowers beings to perform work on the physical world.

This ritual is simple:

Mandatory:

1. Photo or (even better) a drawing of Pepe

2. Freshly prepared tendies.

Cooking them yourself is always the best but buying them from a fast food place is acceptable. Create or buy them with the intention of ritual. Do not defile them.

3. A lit BBQ, Campfire etc.

The Ritual will involve saying thanks unto Kek and asking him to please provide many more lols, happenings etc. You can be creative here.

Film it or take photos for lols. This will trigger the normies and provide further sacrificial lols for Pepe.

Optional:

1. Wear your MAGA hat (or similar)

2. Purchase Trump Wine or American made beer. Pour some onto the fire prior to the tendies then finish the glass. Do this with the attitude of sacrifice and thanks.

Short term goals: Get this trending on social media to stir up autism and to invite swarms of other faithful

Long term: Empowered by hundreds of autistic sacrifices, Pepe will reward us with a great miracle or happening the likes of which we have never seen before.

Go ahead and give it a try. Worst case you have fun for a bit. Best case? Glorious victories.

Seeker 2016-09-17 20:03:13 No.7768

gb2 8chan

Seeker 2016-09-17 20:15:56 No.7769

HOW TO SACRIFICE TENDIES TO KEK, LORD OF LULZ, GOD OF MEMES

1. MAKE TENDIES BY RESCIPIE YOU FEEL IS WORTHY OF KEK, CREATE ONE OR SEARCH FOR ONE YOU THINK PLEASES KEK.

>The tendies should be crispy and yummy, this will please KeK.

2. COOK THE SACRIFICIAL TENDIES HOW EVER YOU FEEL IS RIGHT

>Fried, Baked, Based, Pan seared or fast food/restaurant takeout. Make sure it would be worthy for our Meme Lord.

3. PUT THE TENDIES ON ITS PLATE AND SACRIFICE THEM AT YOUR KEK ALTAR AND/OR IDOL

>Make a kek idol as seen here >

>You can also use a print out image of kek, (your favorite rare pepe will please kek).

>Phone images of very, very Rare pepes will also do.- but it has to be a special pepe/kek, something involving the god.

4. SACRIFICE THEM BY HOLDING THEM UP TO THE IMAGE OF KEK

>Hold the tendies on their plate or platter to the image of kek, and chant the words "TENDIES TENDIES TAKE THEM NOW" and "PRAISE KEK"

>Imagine Kek, in your mind and giving it to him, when you feel energy touch the tendies he accepts them.

5. AWAIT AN OMEN OR SIGN THEN BEGIN EATING THE TENDIES SACRIFICE

>The energy around the tendies placed in front if the image of KEK should change and you should be able to feel it. Once this happens if you feel it is right, then you may eat tendies as you are a good boy. But if not, and no sign or a bad Omen prosides over your tendies, then you are a bad boy and deserve no tendies!!!

6. MEDITATE AND CHANT RÊÊÊÉ

>Find a comfy spot infront of the altar/image of kek. Close your eyes and clear your mind and gently take deep full (yogic) breaths- starting by inhaling to fill your belly with air and moving upward, then exhaling starting at your belly and pushing up gently. Draw energy into your body and chakras as you breathe.

>Take 7 Yogic Breaths twice. Check your dubs.

>Finally meditate and clear the mind as you take a deep yogic breath in and Vibrate REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in your throat chakra (center of meme magicks). The sound will sound deep and calm, or FURIOUS, depending on your nature and how based your sacrifice was.

Thats it, you just sacrificed tendies to Kek, Lord of Lulz, god of memes. Eventually you will learn to make your own sacrifices and kek may contact you directly if you are friendly (he needs some),

Seeker 2016-09-17 20:22:50 No.7770

>Advanced Tendies Rescipies (plebit)

https://m.reddit.com/r/Tendies/comments/4pgug7/some_advanced_tendie_recipes_for_your_moms/

>13 Delicious trendies recipes

http://m.imgur.com/a/j7NFy

>Baked Organic Paleo Chiken Tendies

http://www.popsugar.com/fitness/Baked-Paleo-Chicken-Tenders-Recipe-37935618

>Tyrone gets his tendies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYcLOKzPimQ

>Crispy baked tendies

http://www.healthyfoodforliving.com/crispy-baked-chicken-tenders/

>Build your own pagan altar

http://www.paganspath.com/magik/altar.htm

>Making a egyptian altar to a god

https://warboar.wordpress.com/2013/05/28/krt-shrine-guide/

>Make a sacrifice of food

http://wisdomofhypatia.com/OM/BA/NS.html

>Sacrifice food in the old way

http://www.hellenicgods.org/offerings-to-gods-in-hellenismos

Seeker 2016-09-25 07:39:59 No.7977

Seeker 2016-09-25 14:27:20 No.7985 >>7993

This sounds like fun and I'm autistic enough to like it.

I wonder if /fringe/ really has no use for a thoughtform such as Kek? We have a sorta big entity here that we could be putting to good use

Seeker 2016-09-25 21:06:56 No.7989

>>7767

cringe

Seeker 2016-09-25 23:54:34 No.7993 >>8036 >>7994

>>7985

>I wonder if /fringe/ really has no use for a thoughtform such as Kek? We have a sorta big entity here that we could be putting to good use

Kek is more than a thoughform. Even if he was he would've reached Godform status by now with the he is treated.

He represents a force and therefore cannot be simply used for an unrelated purpose.

He is the darkness right before the dawn, the god of laughter and repeating numbers.

If have an idea for using Kek, please tell me.

Seeker 2016-09-26 00:30:31 No.7994 >>8009

>>7993

Banish kek, thats its only useful purpose. I almost lost my life twice because of this thing and I've never even acknowledged it before. Latched onto the methamphetamine users in my area and tried to murder me twice. Now the homeless methhead warlocks are making their way out in the open in my city. Have fun with your degenerate god

Seeker 2016-09-26 06:48:25 No.8009

>>7994

Are there any mods on this chan that are willing to evict the christcuck disruptors here?

Seeker 2016-09-26 20:11:32 No.8036 >>8053

>>7993

>If have an idea for using Kek, please tell me.

If you can use him as you will then it's not really a Godform AFAIK.

Seeker 2016-09-27 12:02:46 No.8053 >>8108

>>8036

On old polytheistic religions, they asked favors for their gods all the time. They asked gods of war to win a battle, and asked gods of agriculture to have a good harvest.

With the creation of memes, Kek's power can be directed many things as long as it's funny enough.

Seeker 2016-09-28 17:42:43 No.8108 >>8253

>>8053

Yeah, of course but when you ask you can be denied, when you use something then you are the master that's what I was getting at - when using a Godform you aren't "in control".

But yeah I know what you mean.

Seeker 2016-10-02 07:33:44 No.8253 >>8259

>>8108

god you new agers are dull

pepe is kek

kek is a god

gods cant be controlled

their thoughts itself create the reality we live in

duh

its meme fucking magick

i mean really

Seeker 2016-10-02 15:05:08 No.8259 >>8268

>>8253

>gods cant be controlled

That's basically what I said is it not? Of course I stated it in a less retarded way and without cancer meme magic meme, but I thought that my point was clear.

Seeker 2016-10-02 20:42:32 No.8268 >>8341

>>8259

This is a chan. We communicate in memes. If you don't like that, go the fuck back to twitter and stop insulting the word that is meme, for every meme is worth over 9000 of your words.

Praise Kek, and with our kek rings, our powers united, will summon forth kek into this world, to kick you in the nuts and eat your soul like a frog truly can.

Seeker 2016-10-04 23:45:30 No.8341 >>9814

>>8268

Hey what happened to the guy making these rings, hey ring guy u still around? I might get some cash tomorrow and I would be interested perhaps

Seeker 2016-10-07 06:55:20 No.8456