I don't actually need them, I know what they're going to say always, might as well just divide myself in this thread.
I wish someone would come and slap me.
You know what invoking /x/ is a waste of time, they're so fucking repetitive.
It's time to… stare into this diamond.
Well it's diamond shaped whatever it is.
Alright time to initiate the connection.
Many numbers spinning, all at once in view.
A strange etheric dot thing is hovering in front of me.
Floor is in clear view, walls seem out of focus.
Trying to bring the walls into focus and also place a door and maybe windows.
>mfw diamond synchronicity
Fuck too many rooms… got to pick one.
Hmmm better not pick one in the past.
Fuck this I'm looking at some hills right now.
Hmmmm it's day time here, can't be the correct time then.
Need to find another room.
Fuck I don't know where to go…
That's it fuck this time to go to space.
Hmmmm what country to go to…
God damn it Earth is so boring.
Hmmmm another etheric dot entity thing.
>urge to play astral games rising
Someone ought to just give me a target, perhaps a sigil, but I'm not sure I can connect to it…
I could go back to that place with all the industrial buildings, speaking of which, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT CONFIRM? GO DO THAT RIGHT NOW!
>>8208It's probably too late, tried anyways.
Aw man shit's falling out of focus.
Well now I don't know where that location was and am not sure I can get back.
Just need a nice room… but want it to be somewhere connected to Earth.
Hmmmmmm. I really need a proper ritual space for this sort of thing.
I hope I can synchronize into the correct time (present) properly.
Don't want to just see the past.
Maybe I could check out the insides of a bank…
Day time? Must be wrong time then.
OH SHIT ANOTHER ETHERIC DOT ENTITY
Maybe I'll just have to find a room outside of this plane and then use a portal there to get to where I want.
Fuck the wooden floor and the asphalt too.
>>8226No, lets go with something blackish, but not too black.
I'm not really sure, just trying to bring it into focus.
You better slap me good and proper.
Focus nigga, we need to make this room.
>>8234…because lets not overcomplicate this shit.
I'm not sure what obsidian looks like, outside of Minecraft, maybe this is what it looks like in its natural form?
>>8237I don't know want me to check?
Looks pretty much like this except more purple, a little less reflection (maybe our lighting is just bad), etc.
>>8239Dude no don't post these images they are fucking with my focus! I'm going to be desynchronized!
Fine it's gone, we'll start again.
>>8245Seems like a good idea actually if we used some kind of underground concrete structure but how the fuck are we going to get out from there? We could spend a long time trying to get out and getting lost before we get to where we really want to be.
What is this translucent worm thingy? It looks like some thing out of the deep seas of Antarctica and it's just floating around. I don't even–
Ah shit turn it down my ears are ringing!!
It appears that we're being infiltrated by floaty creatures of the deep sea.
fuuuuuuu they're coming in through the walls, this is no good using a cave, I wonder if our cave is under the ocean too!!
>mfw water coming in as well
>inb4 the lights go out or we get drowned in here and maybe the lights don't go out but I doubt we'll be seeing much anyways
Where the fuck does this tunnel go to? I opened the door lol.
Maybe the water will just keep draining down that way. This isn't really good for our plans to invoke water elementals I think though.
I can't see shit in this tunnel.
Fuck me this tunnel looks like it just goes on and on I can't even see the end of it and this flare sucks.
Why not use ummmmm a high-powered flood-light?
Nope no good, tunnel either ends in void or just stretches on for a really fucking long time.
Maybe we can destroy this thing in the top here and go out? It doesn't really look like an entrance way though and maybe we'll just drown or get caved in or something.
It's useless, this place is way too deep, although it has a nice atmosphere to it… that damp and humid rock smell.
>not going to Niagra falls
Oh fuck way too many people at Niagra.
It's not even the right time again.
>>8270So far results are uncertain.
>>8271Alright results are in and it's… uncertain. COULD HAVE been a positive but we can't tell, just not enough details, and all parties involved do not recall enough to really confirm a match.
Don't dwell on that entity, it doesn't make fucking sense, how can weather lower consciousness? How can storms make you "stupid"?
>>8273What if they're not talking about weather storms but solar storms.
>>8274Don't solar storms effect consciousness?
What if she comes from the Inner-Earth where they dwell in safety away from the constant assault of all these solar storms we surface dwellers have to deal with?
What if solar storms are the reason humans are such a degenerate mess on the surface.
Someone else want to weigh in on this matter?
Why does the thread subject have nothing to do with the content of this thread? As far as I know /x/ ain't like this at all.
>>8277…because I decided shortly after the idea occurred to me that I don't want to invoke them because they're so tiresome, so fucking repetitive, always the same shit. We COULD add some new things into the mix but it would be better to inject into the hyper-consciousness of /x/ but the fucking reptilian janitors are cracking down.
There is no precedent to this which I am aware of and as such we may need to consult with some older texts to see if anyone has even done this before.
>>8279BoK sort of mentions it but it doesn't say anything about water elementals from what I remember.
>mfw I need to actually finish reading IIH
>>8280>that feel when no undine waifu >>8283We may very well resolve that feel soon enough.
Undines are known to be friendly and to like to communicate with humans, good.
Man why the fuck do people try to evoke succubus all the time when they could get it on with undines?
We should campaign to get people starting relations with undines instead of succubus.
>>8286What if that corrupts their nature? I'm not sure I want the average /x/ poster bringing his influences and so on to the undines… maybe it's best they just stick with getting fucked over by succubus.
While we still need a proper room for our operations perhaps it would be best to … research the matter more before evoking water elementals? We don't know shit about them really other then that they're really beautiful and apparently I'm not the only one to observe they are prone to dancing.
Oh I see a new sigil now! It's not a red one like last time – but a blue one! It also disappeared out of sight though pretty quickly after it manifested.
>>8281>>8279I often think that books might actually be holding me back and that I should just proceed with what comes naturally to me. All the magical powers I have basically have come out of intuition, naturally, without me having to read about it. I guess I'm naturally gifted… but still I do read thinking that maybe I need to know about some common pitfalls and dangers others might go through but then I wonder how far I might have come by now if I just rushed ahead straight into things. I don't know.
>>8291I have a lot of patience… been at not that long really compared to others, everything should come together in time, provided the filthy mundanes don't get in the way so much… which they usually do.
>thinking about summoning a succubus just because
>see this thread
>undines
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>>8293>not posting with CHAOSVOID as name >>8293Oh man that is the closest representation yet to the water elementals I've seen though they were more clear and less blue.
>>8296Also less defined edges, more rippley, more watery.
>>8293I keep staring at this photo…
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>>8299What are you doing here?
What if… below all appearances of orderliness and reason, the universe is entirely unaccountable, brought into being by a blind and irrational force which defies all rationales?
fnord fnord fnord
>>8310>mfw I like Eris and Chaos but I can't into the memes of Discordianism and prefer instead to just create completely unpredictable chaos every day and I don't even know what I'm going to do >>8352I started down that road and want to turn back but there is no road behind me anymore. I hate eris now. Bitch. Harmony is what to strive for, not chaos. Chaos comes anyway, we don't need to make more.
>prefer instead to just create completely unpredictable chaos
>implying you predicted the FNORD out of fucking nowhere
you thought this was going to say fnord, didn't you?
>>8361We all know Eris is a bitch, I mean come on she gave birth to all those bad people. The only way to avoid chaos is to follow it, then you're at perfect harmony. You can't tell harmony from chaos which is good, it means its always harmony time. Feels chaotic man.
>>8366Harmonichaos? So be it. I can't escape now either way, I just need to make it work.
>>8361Isn't the opposite of chaos – order. Not harmony? Harmony is the opposite of derision. To me worshipping chaos is merely about increasing the complexity of the experience of reality. All chaotic systems are not truly random but only have the appearance of it. Chaos is exploring every paradigm, believing anything I want, creating any reality… it's not this silly predictable stuff. It also delves into darkness for me, I am no joker, chaos is a lot more than just some silly memes…
>>8363Trying too hard. Whatever, I'm going to just go to bed and rest. I'm getting close to developing an extremely expanded consciousness that if I keep it up won't collapse back, should finally attain 4th density.
There is positive order and negative order, positive chaos and negative chaos.
Introduce positive chaos to negative order and positive order to negative chaos.
>>8372…one more thing though I must clarify.
Take a look at the static on your television.
In one sense it's chaotic. Perfectly random, it hardly forms anything of interest.
Yet it's uniform. The distribution of static is very uniform and predictable and boring, in a sense unchanging, it's terrible.
So it is that when things order themselves into structures and you get complex interactions and so on, even though it seems orderly, there is actually an underlying chaos to it all that just grows more and more profound.
Chaos and order can hardly exist without each other – and each propels the other forward to greater heights of development. A very orderly society is also a very chaotic one. The two forces of chaos and order, which really are but one unified force in reality, create the spiral of ascension towards greater complexity and depth of reality.
>>8376
>Take a look at the static on your television.Do they still make tvs with static on them? I miss watching static.
>>8376…wait one more thing.
>Chaos (Greek khaos) refers to the formless or void state preceding the creation of the universe or cosmos in the Greek creation myths, more specifically the initial "gap" created by the original separation of heaven and earth.Contemplate the significance of my name then when taking into account the above. I'll come back and see if you figure it out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_%28cosmogony%29 I want a chaosphere necklace/ring. It'd be chaotically awesome.
>>8385Eh me too. Although I really should wait for contact from the higher self or a useful spirit guide before getting invested into symbolism.