Hey Mundanes,
My name is Fringe, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, materialist, who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass creepypastas. You are everything bad in the third density. Honestly, have any of you ever evoked any succubus? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of wizards because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than tipping fedoras to posts on /r/atheism.
Don’t be a silly mundane. Just hit me with your best curse. I’m pretty much perfect. I was foremost of the astral projection group, and an a initiate of the sacred mysteries. What tantra do you practice, other than “jack off to James Randi's Million Dollar Challenge”? I also get awesome visions, and have a beautiful nordic alien tulpa (She just sent me her love vibrations; Shit was SO spiritual). You are all mudbloods who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my tulpa.
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/14237079/#14242303 I lol'd but kinda not productive. [Polite sage]
oh god I lol'd when I saw that picture
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mundane? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the A.:A.:, and Ive been involved in numerous secret rituals in O9A, and I have over 300 confirmed spells. I am trained in astral warfare and I'm the top planeshifter in the entire astral planes. You are nothing to me but just another mudblood. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this density, mark my fucking mantras. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, mundane. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mages across the astral and your loosh is being harvested right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your vessel. You're fucking dead, fedorafag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my Lesser Banishing Ritual. Not only am I extensively trained in magickal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the IoT and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the 3rd density, you little mundane. If only you could have known what unholy curses your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking loosh. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cast curses all over you and you will be spiritually drained from it. You're fucking dead, mundane.
this is why i expect from a 4chan style imageboard about the occult
>>5539This imageboard is actually modelled after 4chon.
>>5473What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Chaos School of Wizardry™, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on AoA, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Chaos warfare and I’m the spell caster in the entire Chaos School of Wizardry™ Alumni Association. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Demons and Chaos Lurkers across the Interdimentional Realms of Hell® and your Soul Source is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 666 ways, and that’s just with my Tulpa. Not only am I extensively trained in Wand™ combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Chaos School of Wizardry™ Alumni Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this reality, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit hellfire and Chaos Demons all over your face and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mundane? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in chaos, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Mormon Church, and I have over 300 copies of Principia Discordia. I am trained in kong warfare and I'm the top shiposter of /x/. You are nothing to me but just another nipple I can suckle loosh off of. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this flat Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the astral plane? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of skeletons across the netherworld and your chi footprint is being traced right now so you better prepare for the toilet paper, shlomo. The toilet paper that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ass. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhen, anyplace, and I can give you in over seven hundred different types of handjobs, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in bukkake, but I have no penis and I will it to unleash untold wrath upon you, you little popsicle stick. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held my fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're hosting The Price is Right, you goddamn Bob Barker. I will yiff furry all over you and you will drown in it. I'm fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Freud School of Internet Psychiatry, and I've been involved in numerous secret electro-convulsion therapy sessions on /sci/, and I have over 300 confirmed patients. I am trained in drug administration and I'm the top the-rapist in the entire Internet medical labs. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with microgram precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Jewish pharmaceutical shills across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fix you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in cognitive behavior therapy, but I have access to the entire medical cabinet of the United States Doctors Without Borders and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>16737What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little goyim? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Harvard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret pyramid schemes in the USA, and I have over 300 million dollars. I am trained in economics and I’m the top jew in the entire society of intellectual hebrews. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will bankrupt you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bankers across the USA and your bank account is being drained right now so you better prepare for the eviction, maggot. You’re fucking broke, kid. I can extort money from you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my holocaust stories. Not only am I extensively trained in ripping you off, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the JIDF and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable trolling off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking goyim tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the unreasonable price of 10% above market value, you goddamn idiot. I will overprice items all around you and you will drown in them. Oy vey, kiddo
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little wiccan? I'll have you know I self-initiated top of my Franz Bardon study group, and I've been involved in numerous secret rituals in the Golden Dawn, and I have over 300 confirmed days of no fap. I am trained in astral warfare and I'm the top planeshifter in the entire astral planes. You are nothing to me but just another savage. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this density, mark my fucking mantras. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, wiccan. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Hermetic initiates across this board and your loosh is being harvested right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your coven. You're fucking dead, witch. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my Lesser Banishing Ritual. Not only am I extensively trained in magickal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hermetic Fellowship and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the 3rd density, you little wiccan. If only you could have known what unholy curses your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking loosh. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cast curses all over you and you will be spiritually drained from it. You're fucking dead, wiccan.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little critic? I'll have you know I was an influential teacher in the New Thought movement, and I've been involved in numerous secret collabs with other successful occultists, and I have over 100 published books. I am trained in mental magic and I'm the top occultist in all of Chicago. You are nothing to me but just another charlatan. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this plane, mark my fucking thoughtforms. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, critic. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of New Thought initiates across this board and your Vril is being harvested right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your "true Illuminati". You're fucking dead, swine. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my thoughtforce. Not only am I extensively trained in arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the International New Thought Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Material Plane, you little critic. If only you could have known what unholy thought vibrations your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Vril. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cast curses all over you and you will be spiritually drained from it. You're fucking dead, critic.
What the heck did you just say about me, you little sinner? I’ll have you know I am the Son of God, and I’ve been involved in numerous exorcisms of demonic entities, and I have over 300 confirmed miracles. I am trained in holy baptism and I’m the top messiah in the entire universe. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will send you to the everlasting torment of Hell with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my infallible words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, lost soul. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of angels across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, evildoer. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re in trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can curse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Holy Spirit. Not only am I extensively trained in being a world savior, but I have access to more than twelve legions of angels and I will use them to its full extent to make you atone for your sins, you little infidel. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your wicked tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pray for you and I hope you repent. You’re going to Hell, kiddo.
