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Tipp's Fringe Bunker

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 No.83925

October 8th, 2016 ( 8, 16 = 8+8)

We will have a mass day of public sacrifice for Kek in his Avatar of Pepe, bringer of happenings and lols.

This is part of an experiment pioneered by Aleister Crowley in his Paris Working (Scene of multiple terrorist attacks) wherein he theorized that offering sacrifice empowers beings to perform work on the physical world.

This ritual is simple:

Mandatory:

1. Photo or (even better) a drawing of Pepe

2. Freshly prepared tendies. Cooking them yourself is always the best but buying them from a fast food place is acceptable. Create or buy them with the intention of ritual. Do not defile them.

3. A lit BBQ, Campfire etc.

The Ritual will involve saying thanks unto Kek and asking him to please provide many more lols, happenings etc. You can be creative here.

Film it or take photos for lols. This will trigger the normies and provide further sacrificial lols for Pepe.

Optional:

1. Wear your MAGA hat (or similar)

2. Purchase Trump Wine or American made beer.

Pour some onto the fire prior to the tendies then finish the glass. Do this with the attitude of sacrifice and thanks.

Short term goals: Get this trending on social media to stir up autism and to invite swarms of other faithful

Long term: Empowered by hundreds of autistic sacrifices, Pepe will reward us with a great miracle or happening the likes of which we have never seen before.

Go ahead and give it a try. Worst case you have fun for a bit. Best case? Glorious victories.

 No.83926

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HOW TO SACRIFICE TENDIES TO KEK, LORD OF LULZ, GOD OF MEMES

1. MAKE TENDIES BY RESCIPIE YOU FEEL IS WORTHY OF KEK, CREATE ONE OR SEARCH FOR ONE YOU THINK PLEASES KEK.

>The tendies should be crispy and yummy, this will please KeK.

2. COOK THE SACRIFICIAL TENDIES HOW EVER YOU FEEL IS RIGHT

>Fried, Baked, Based, Pan seared or fast food/restaurant takeout. Make sure it would be worthy for our Meme Lord.

3. PUT THE TENDIES ON ITS PLATE AND SACRIFICE THEM AT YOUR KEK ALTAR AND/OR IDOL

>Make a kek idol as seen here >

>You can also use a print out image of kek, (your favorite rare pepe will please kek).

>Phone images of very, very Rare pepes will also do.- but it has to be a special pepe/kek, something involving the god.

4. SACRIFICE THEM BY HOLDING THEM UP TO THE IMAGE OF KEK

>Hold the tendies on their plate or platter to the image of kek, and chant the words "TENDIES TENDIES TAKE THEM NOW" and "PRAISE KEK"

>Imagine Kek, in your mind and giving it to him, when you feel energy touch the tendies he accepts them.

5. AWAIT AN OMEN OR SIGN THEN BEGIN EATING THE TENDIES SACRIFICE

>The energy around the tendies placed in front if the image of KEK should change and you should be able to feel it. Once this happens if you feel it is right, then you may eat tendies as you are a good boy. But if not, and no sign or a bad Omen prosides over your tendies, then you are a bad boy and deserve no tendies!!!

6. MEDITATE AND CHANT RÊÊÊÉ

>Find a comfy spot infront of the altar/image of kek. Close your eyes and clear your mind and gently take deep full (yogic) breaths- starting by inhaling to fill your belly with air and moving upward, then exhaling starting at your belly and pushing up gently. Draw energy into your body and chakras as you breathe.

>Take 7 Yogic Breaths twice. Check your dubs.

>Finally meditate and clear the mind as you take a deep yogic breath in and Vibrate REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in your throat chakra (center of meme magicks). The sound will sound deep and calm, or FURIOUS, depending on your nature and how based your sacrifice was.

Thats it, you just sacrificed tendies to Kek, Lord of Lulz, god of memes. Eventually you will learn to make your own sacrifices and kek may contact you directly if you are friendly (he needs some),


 No.83927

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 No.83929

Oh god I am a very busy wizard, now I got to sacrifice some tendies too!


 No.83970

I may give this a try. Not sure if I can pull of a campfire, may have to be a candle-lit alter.


 No.83977

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.83979

Anyone know how to obtain/cook greenpilled tendies made with only the best ingredients and not ZOG stuff that will kill you?


 No.83980

Anyone know how I can make a desktop shortcut on Linux that launches this page?


 No.83982

>>83980

nvm figured it out, unfortunately it's glitchy as fuck, all my desktop icons disappear when I click the launcher


 No.83988

Hi /fringe/. Long time lurker first time poster here.

I broke my ankle in two places on 8/8/8 and ended up with seven pins and a plate (eight metal pieces). I also lived until I was 16 on a place numbered 880.

Ever since I found about meme magick and kek and all that shit about the number eight, I've been scared to death, and now I check fringe after a month away from it and I find out you faggots planned to do a massive ritual sacrifice for that frog.

What the fuck?


 No.84000

>>83988

>83988

The memes are in control.


 No.84018

Can fish fingers substitute chicken tendies?

I am too poor and refrigerated fish is cheaper than meat here. ;_;


 No.84049

>>84018

It seems reasonable. I mean tbh.


 No.84058

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

A crimson sacrifice for the Incarnation Ceremony of the Ogdoad…


 No.84088

>>84000

>>84027

We're reaching unprecedented levels of spookery.

In all seriousness, this number eight thing is driving me crazy like Jim Carrey's character on Number 23.

>>84018

If my life experience is any indication of what Kek likes to eat, he likes toes. Legs. That sort of stuff. Maybe because people eat frog legs? I don't know.


 No.84189

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 No.84190

Where did my post go?


 No.84194

File: e8c1ffb2cb34834⋯.gif (1.97 KB, 32x48, 2:3, KEfKa.gif)

You realize that Kek's end game is global thermonuclear apocalypse, right? The happening to end all happenings.

I'm totally down with it, just saying.


 No.84195

>>84000

>The memes are in control.

You have no idea how deep the tendy hole goes.

Memes memeing memes memeing memes that meme memes.

Praise Kek.


 No.84223

File: 1dc64ad86cdf132⋯.jpg (763.67 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, kek defense force.jpg)

>>84194

No. Frogs will literally rain down from the skies to cleanse the Earth.


 No.84229

>Hold the tendies on their plate or platter to the image of kek, and chant the words "TENDIES TENDIES TAKE THEM NOW" and "PRAISE KEK"

>6. MEDITATE AND CHANT RÊÊÊÉ

kek

Might as well try it out


 No.84269

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>>84088(check'd4kek)

You are a 8's man. Kek has chosen you and you must make a sacrifice to kek.>>83988

You have gotten dubs twice, in the same bread. Kek has shown you great clemency- ensure it was more than a shitpost.

PRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSEEEEEEEE KEK

PRAAAAIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSEEEEEEE KEK

PRRRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSEE KEK


 No.84366

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

HOW TO FIND CLEAN ORGANIC FOOD NEAR YOU

>Organic food and store locator

http://m.organicstorelocator.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.organicstorelocator.com%2F&utm_referrer=#2787

>Eat well guide, how to find, buy and get organic clean food

http://www.eatwellguide.org/

>How to find local farm markets

http://www.localfarmmarkets.org/

>Places to eat organic near me

http://places-to-eat-near-me.com/cuisine-food/organic-restaurants/

>Find organic stores near you

http://www.organic.org/

>Eating organic on a budget (for you poorfags)

http://foodbabe.com/2013/05/20/how-to-eat-organic-on-a-budget/amp/

>find locally grown organic food

https://www.aldi.us/en/grocery-home/fresh-produce/organic-locally-grown/

>Organic Delivery, for NEETS who never leave the basement temple

https://www.grubhub.com/delivery/cuisine/organic

———————-HOW TO BAKE CHICKEN TENDIES————–

http://recipeflow.com/crispy-fried-chicken-tenders-how-to-make-fried-chicken-tenders-recipe/

>Baked and simple

>4cuck tendies thread, favorites, types, tendie talk, and recomendations

http://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/27150407

>(((pinterest))) chicken tendies rescipies

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/379146862362608474/

>Bake crispy tendies

http://www.food.com/amp/recipe/garlic-panko-chicken-strips-84247

>Recipes for chicken tendies

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes-menus/how-to-make-the-nomad-buttermilk-fried-chicken-fingers-article

>How to obtain chicken tendies

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20160328184328AANpEvi

>Fascist tendie recipes

http://ironmarch.org/index.php?/topic/721-fascist-cooking/

>Best and worst chicken strips (cuckpost– for cucks)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/19/best-worst-chicken-strips-chain-restaurants_n_1681102.html

http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/quickie-homemade-chicken-strips/

———–VIDEOS ON COOKING TENDIES——–

>Mc Donalds style chicken tendies (healthy- gluten free)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqUZIzkIWaY

>Healthy bodybuilding chicken strips (for fitfags)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of0MZW_yjvU

>Chicken tendies KFC healthy way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnd63oYNGQg

>Classic chicken fingers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhtxvOsWoLM

>how to make chicken fingers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be-R3nnVE1A

———RESTAURANTS AND FAST FOOD PLEASING TO KEK———

>1. Anything clean, healthy, and organic is good. Restaurants offen have gmo and shitty ingredients kek would find shitty.

>Best and worst chicken Tendies

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/19/best-worst-chicken-strips-chain-restaurants_n_1681102.html

>Which chain has the best tendies (fitfags)

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=169258713

THESE ARE PLEASING TO KEK BUT NOT WORTHY OF SACRIFICE.

>McDonalds, Hardy's, Popeye's, Canes.

—————————————–

Gimmie gimmie chicken tendies

>1.Recite the "Gimmie Gimmie chicken tendies" story aloud.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HbvXwJU6BbE

http://m.imgur.com/r/4chan/Y9WJeEX


 No.84367

This frog is fucking gay. Why the fuck are you guys helping country club faggots who bullied you your entire life? The election is fake, and you failed as a fucking wizard if you haven't figured that out. Fucking idiots.


 No.84370

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>>84367

This. Well it isn't so much fake as meaningless. It won't change anything.

Nearly the entirety of the Western world is owned and/or controlled by corporations and banks. Their collective power is so vast that they are the world's only true superpower. The world has ben molded as they see fit, and will continue to do so. There is no conspiratorial collaboration, it's just a consequence of what their purpose is: to generate money.

Early on capitalism was tremendously beneficial for everyone: humanity has existed at near-starvation levels, and the commoditization and mass production of goods and services essential to survival saved lives and freed up time for things other than survival activities. Many people could afford to spend the time getting educated without starving to death, liesure time became a thing for those who weren't rich, and the general wellbeing of the Western world rose.

The problem is that capitalism didn't stop there, and there was no reason for it to. It went right up Maslow's hierarchy of needs, commoditizing and selling them. The only problem is that things like self-esteem, belonging, and friendship can't be sold. Instead what was sold was the illusion of these things, simulacrum. The social media illustrates this fully: likes, friends, followers, favorites, and shares are social game elements, used to monetize our most basic human interactions. Our very "data" - what we type and do on the internet - is a hot commodity. Before that the age of lifestyle advertisement began in the 70's, when companies stopped selling things based on the merits of their products and began to appeal to images of what those product users are like. This old Pepsi advertisement shows these sorts of cancerous tactics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po0jY4WvCIc Directed at children! Foul sorcery indeed.

Corporate capitalism has consumed everything, and cultural capitalism has found a new hot product line-up: cannibalism, commoditized hate, zero-sum games. Do you want to hate Nigger Classic™ or Nu-Male™? What about White Male, Priviledged Oppressor? Trump or Clinton? the Jew, the Muslim, the Theist, the Atheist, the whatever else you can think of. It's all the same brand, just different brands of hate. Absolutely incredible for selling news stories, blog views, books, petty political influence, and most valuable of all, mental attention.

This situation will never change. There will be no revolution, Trump, Hillary, Bernie or whoever won't change anything meaningfully. Corporate capitalism is simply too big to take on. The best thing to do is to realize this, aknowledge it, and then move on to something more productive.

Or you can play with your pepe and your garish personality cult and ultimately feel terrible once the manic high wears off.


 No.84409

>>84370

>it's capitalism's fault

None of the globalist powerhouses actually play by the rules. They're rich and powerful enough to bypass them. They all belong to the same cult of worship. Capitalism is like a chess board but they have the power to play by their own set of rules, but simpletons like you still think the game is Chess.


 No.84413

Hold up

October 16th

That's not 8/8/16, it's D.A.K.

OP are you trying to get D.A.K. activated?


 No.84463

>>83925

>>83925

Op, I think your numerology is off. I tend to think that with a scientifically approved calendar, October's position as tenth month in the yearly cycle should be repsected. You may disagree, but atleast hear me out. October (10) + 8th (8) + 2016 (9) = 27. 2+7=9.

Now, will any of this come true? We have to look upon the significance of 9. The number itself is usually associated with high mental or spiritual achievement. In this way, we can be assured that something of significance will happen in the non-material world, which might have some synchrotism with the material plane. People who embody 9 can be idealistic or visionaries, just like how followers of KEK (Also 9, K=2 and E=5) want to change their society, the world around them. When troubled, they are intolerant or uncharitable. This is reflected in the trolling behavior.

What's interesting to note is that 9 is missing from the ancient Hebrew system of numerology. Whether or not you believe in Jewish supremacy and mysticism, the alt-right and similar groups seek to overthrow alleged Jewish control. This is done outside the system, outside of establishment government and media. Using the modern numerological system, we do have the number 9. Therefore, even in the numerological systems we have a outside agent of change (the 9, the so-called alt-right, and KEK) coming in to mix things ups and change the old order.

I need to make a sigil, and if I can escape my urban environment I will add myself to this equation.


 No.84475

That sure is a dank Heqet you posted, OP.


 No.84732

>>83988

8 is the number of the pantheon of Kek's ogdoad that made Re

spooky


 No.84733

>>84732

>Re

(e.i Ra)


 No.84734

File: 086ad3604fdc03b⋯.jpg (101.64 KB, 772x514, 386:257, D.A.K. 16.10.16.jpg)

>>84413

>October 16th

Opie said Oct 8 mate

Sorry


 No.84749

File: d0ef6424532ccae⋯.jpg (288.57 KB, 917x720, 917:720, pepe.jpg)

My rare graphite icon pepe (copy original)


 No.84784

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File: 1c123582b2fbfdf⋯.png (966.11 KB, 949x647, 949:647, kek sacrifice info.png)

File: 093594b92ede098⋯.jpg (333.95 KB, 990x594, 5:3, tendie sacrifice to kek.jpg)

File: 405b3bbb5e90f36⋯.png (1.25 MB, 1077x800, 1077:800, tendiesforkek.png)


 No.84788

File: affec2db7de0f2b⋯.jpg (274.43 KB, 1776x1000, 222:125, kek01.jpg)

File: f436470c3b364a9⋯.jpg (437.51 KB, 1776x1000, 222:125, kek02.jpg)

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File: 685a66e66ce9ca7⋯.jpg (655.82 KB, 1776x1000, 222:125, kek04.jpg)

Australian anon reporting in. Half a kilo of home-made smoky BBQ tendies and a glass of chocolate milk for Kek. There was some gristle left over, so I went for a bushwalk to the top of the nearest mountain and and sacrificed it. I left a marker when I was done, so I can find it again for future sacrifices. Pretty fun way to spend an afternoon tbh

Here's hoping we get some happenings soon. I wouldn't mind getting annexed by the US when Trump wins.

PRAISE KEK!


 No.84791

File: 2ff0aef7e7a9930⋯.jpg (2.47 MB, 2560x1536, 5:3, sacrificing chicken for Mo….jpg)

SHADILAY my fellow autists!


 No.84792

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>>84409

>Not understanding 5-dimensional chess.

>Not understanding the Game of the Millennium and The Game of Games, or even games:

https://vimeo.com/124736839

https://vimeo.com/127098837

>Not understanding that it isn't a "them" but a what, and that what isn't even conscious, not even subconscious: https://8ch.net/fringe/res/84680.html#84680

>Not realizing that Kek feeds this what and isn't in opposition to it at all.


 No.84798

>people on here who don't realize Kek is one and the same as Ahura Mazda

>that's the real reason Trump says "Persians" when he talks about the people in Iran

>retards who think that they "created" Kek

Kek is older than humanity by far, only retards think that they're dealing with an egregore.

Don't fucking try to actually evoke Kek unless you have completed IIH+PME or something similarly advanced, don't fuck around with gods.


 No.84802

File: aff412982a3c2fd⋯.jpeg (853.9 KB, 3264x2448, 4:3, image.jpeg)

The tendies have been sacrificed

Praise kek!


 No.84814

God damn it I had to work today.

t. forced into community service, not even getting paid properly for this shit


 No.84815

>>84814

The day isn't over yet anon, you can still make a sacrifice.

It doesn't matter what you sacrifice, it's the intent and your heart that matters.


 No.84816


 No.84817

I have performed the sacrifice of the tendies. I also threw in some mac & cheese for good measure. No campfire outdoors, I live in the city, only place of privacy is in my apartment.

I lit a candle and laid out the sacrifice. I then blew the candle out, and in the darkness made the offering. My fridge made a strange chirping sound after I said the words. The sacrifice was consumed in the darkness of my apartment, and afterward I lit the candle once more.

I took a picture, but it's nothing special… not sure if worth uploading.


 No.84819

>>84788

Those look like some rather tasty tendies.

Speaking of which, when I ate the tendies, they were some of the most delicious I have ever had. I savored every morsel. It was as if they were blessed by Kek himself. Anyone else experience the same?


 No.84826

>>84817

post it please


 No.84844

File: 0165f268ca0342a⋯.jpg (601.18 KB, 1920x1440, 4:3, sacrifice_for_kek.jpg)


 No.84846

File: b7419369e771c32⋯.webm (7.84 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, kek_sacrifice.webm)

Someone also posted a video in a /pol/ thread, this isn't mine, but reposting it here.


 No.84848

Kek has been pleased with our offering and has blessed us with a devastating victory for Trump in the debate. Hillary is rekt beyond repair.


 No.84851

>>84848

Kek punishes the wicked and awards those led by righteous anger.


 No.84906

>>84817

when you mention it, I did hear several strange squeaking noises while moving to and from the place where I performed the ritual (forest), they were very reminiscent of REEEEE, I've never heard anything like that in those locations before, though it could have be some species of nocturnal animal


 No.84913

>>84906

It was probably frogs.

Kek was pleased.


 No.84928

>>84906

>>84817

The psychedelic metal clicking sound is akin to that of the entities that hide behind methamphetimine. They are one and the same. You're inviting lower dark spirits into your vicinity via these rituals. Have fun when the karma hits hard plebs.


 No.85102

I appreciate it, thanks guys.

Here, have some kek material to laugh at while you are sacrificing precious tendies.

https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/148421188/

https://boards.fireden.net/v/last/50/354700530/


 No.90274

praise kok


 No.98466

>>84370

>t. /leftypol/

I want shills to go


 No.107906

Wait this is still alive a year later?


 No.109395

<tendie sacrifices made Wendy real.




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