HOW TO SACRIFICE TENDIES TO KEK, LORD OF LULZ, GOD OF MEMES
1. MAKE TENDIES BY RESCIPIE YOU FEEL IS WORTHY OF KEK, CREATE ONE OR SEARCH FOR ONE YOU THINK PLEASES KEK.
>The tendies should be crispy and yummy, this will please KeK.
2. COOK THE SACRIFICIAL TENDIES HOW EVER YOU FEEL IS RIGHT
>Fried, Baked, Based, Pan seared or fast food/restaurant takeout. Make sure it would be worthy for our Meme Lord.
3. PUT THE TENDIES ON ITS PLATE AND SACRIFICE THEM AT YOUR KEK ALTAR AND/OR IDOL
>Make a kek idol as seen here >
>You can also use a print out image of kek, (your favorite rare pepe will please kek).
>Phone images of very, very Rare pepes will also do.- but it has to be a special pepe/kek, something involving the god.
4. SACRIFICE THEM BY HOLDING THEM UP TO THE IMAGE OF KEK
>Hold the tendies on their plate or platter to the image of kek, and chant the words "TENDIES TENDIES TAKE THEM NOW" and "PRAISE KEK"
>Imagine Kek, in your mind and giving it to him, when you feel energy touch the tendies he accepts them.
5. AWAIT AN OMEN OR SIGN THEN BEGIN EATING THE TENDIES SACRIFICE
>The energy around the tendies placed in front if the image of KEK should change and you should be able to feel it. Once this happens if you feel it is right, then you may eat tendies as you are a good boy. But if not, and no sign or a bad Omen prosides over your tendies, then you are a bad boy and deserve no tendies!!!
6. MEDITATE AND CHANT RÊÊÊÉ
>Find a comfy spot infront of the altar/image of kek. Close your eyes and clear your mind and gently take deep full (yogic) breaths- starting by inhaling to fill your belly with air and moving upward, then exhaling starting at your belly and pushing up gently. Draw energy into your body and chakras as you breathe.
>Take 7 Yogic Breaths twice. Check your dubs.
>Finally meditate and clear the mind as you take a deep yogic breath in and Vibrate REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in your throat chakra (center of meme magicks). The sound will sound deep and calm, or FURIOUS, depending on your nature and how based your sacrifice was.
Thats it, you just sacrificed tendies to Kek, Lord of Lulz, god of memes. Eventually you will learn to make your own sacrifices and kek may contact you directly if you are friendly (he needs some),