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Never ask for something you can do yourself.
Never ask for things that are ridiculously impossible
Ask yourself
"Can I do this on my own?"
If so, you simply need to motivate yourself.
For example don't ask to be happy. Learn how to specifically ask for things that require the forces of causality to shift here and there so that a few minute details may send what you need your way.
If you really want to see some serious shit ask the universe to talk to you.
It will, and you had better be grateful for it when it grants you your wish.
Always be gracious if not grateful, otherwise all you're doing is spiting yourself karmically.